She opened the refrigerator one afternoon and asked where the imported cheese had gone.
I was washing a cup.
“I didn’t order it.”
She stared.
“But we always have it.”
“You can add it to your shopping list.”
She frowned.
“You’re enjoying this.”
I shook my head.
“No, Patricia. I’m simply not responsible for your preferences anymore.”
She walked away muttering about selfish daughters-in-law.
The following day, Derek discovered that his golf-club renewal required payment from an account he controlled.
He stormed into my office.
“Why didn’t you tell me that was due?”
“I did. It’s listed among the canceled optional payments.”
He stared at me.
“I have clients I meet there.”
“Then perhaps it’s a business expense you should discuss with your employer.”
He rubbed his forehead.
“You know how embarrassing this is?”
I looked at him.
“Yes.”
He frowned.
“What does that mean?”
“It means I’ve spent years being embarrassed every time you promised people things you expected me to fund without consulting me.”