My Wife Came Home from a Weekend Retreat with a Birthmark She Swore She’d Never Had

I told myself she was tired.

Our dog, Milo, came running from the hallway.

Usually, he lost his mind when she returned from a trip.

Tail slamming into furniture, paws on her legs, and little whining sounds like he had suffered a personal tragedy in her absence.

This time, he stopped six feet away.

He stared at her.

“Milo,” she said, forcing a laugh. “What’s wrong with you?”

He backed up.

“Maybe you still smell like the retreat,” I said.

“Maybe.”

She placed her bag by the stairs and walked into the kitchen.

Then she opened the cabinet.

She stared at the plates for a second.

“Where do we keep the coffee mugs?

I laughed because I thought she was joking.

She looked at me.

“The mugs?”

“You picked that cabinet.”

I pointed to the one beside the refrigerator.

“Right,” she said. “Long weekend.”

It was a small thing.

People forget where things are when they come home tired.

People can act strangely after spending 48 hours meditating near strangers.

So, I let it go.

That night, she climbed into bed on my side.

I stood in the doorway holding a glass of water.

“You’re in my spot.”

She looked down at the mattress.

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