MY NEWLY DIVORCED NEIGHBOR TOLD ME, “I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR HUSBAND

Irvin looked over at me.

“Can I ask you something?”

“Of course.”

“Did you really plan the entire box thing because you knew it would embarrass her?”

I considered the question.

“Partly.”

He laughed.

“At least you’re honest.”

“I wanted her to understand that she couldn’t keep treating our marriage like a game. And yes, I wanted her to feel the embarrassment she had been trying to cause me.”

He nodded.

“Fair enough.”

“But I also wanted to remind myself of something.”

“What?”

“That I don’t have to compete with another woman to be worthy of my husband’s love.”

He reached for my hand.

“You never did.”

I smiled.

“I know that now.”

He kissed my knuckles.

“Good. Because I have absolutely no intention of learning how to bake cookies for another woman.”

I laughed so hard I nearly spilled my coffee.

“That’s your idea of romantic reassurance?”

“I’m a practical man.”

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