MY NEWLY DIVORCED NEIGHBOR TOLD ME, “I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR HUSBAND

“That’s the word she chose.”

I handed the phone back.

“Are you going?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

He looked genuinely confused.

“Because I don’t want to attend a party hosted by a woman who’s been trying to undermine my marriage.”

I thought about that for a moment.

Then I smiled.

“Actually, I think you should go.”

His eyebrows rose.

“I’m sorry?”

“Go to the barbecue.”

“Rachel, I’m not going to entertain her.”

“You won’t be entertaining her. You’ll be attending a neighborhood event. I’ll take care of the rest.”

He studied my face.

“What’s that look?”

“What look?”

“The look you get when somebody has made a very expensive mistake and hasn’t received the bill yet.”

I laughed.

“Just promise me you’ll do exactly what I ask.”

He leaned back in his chair.

“Should I be worried?”

“Only if you have something to hide.”

He reached across the table and took my hand.

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