My Ex’s Mother Knocked at My Door at 11 P.M. and Whispered, “I Have Nowhere Else to Go.” By Morning, My Entire Life Had Changed.

One evening, I returned from work and found her standing in front of my refrigerator.

She was holding a container of something unidentifiable.

“Mark, what is this?”

I dropped my keys into the bowl.

“Food.”

“I gathered that.”

“Then we’re making progress.”

She turned the container around.

“It’s labeled February.”

I considered this.

“Which February?”

“It’s October.”

“Ah. So it’s vintage.”

She stared at me.

“Were you raised by wolves?”

“No. But judging by your cooking, I may have been raised by someone who wanted me to appreciate other people’s kitchens.”

She laughed and dropped the container into the trash.

“Honestly, I don’t know how you survived before I arrived.”

“Microwave. Frozen pizza. Occasional apples.”

“That’s not a diet. That’s a cry for help.”

“I’m beginning to understand why Jenna always said you were intimidating.”

Sarah’s smile faded slightly.

“What else did Jenna say about me?”

I leaned against the counter.

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